Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find...
Okay, there's a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don't sit here. Don't sit here. I'm a mean, bad person that's not fun to sit next to on a plane. YES! He passed up my row. Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up. Don't sit here. I'm a...