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25 Things That Could Have Improved After Earth

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After Earth opened this weekend as failed Blockbuster since it seems to be universally reviled. Luckily for me I was able to go see it (not my choice) and now I have firsthand knowledge of why no one liked it – because it sucked.

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My Twitter Nemesis: M Night Shyamalan

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Read this – M Night Shyamalan had a meteoric rise to fame then proceeded to make nothing but shitty movies. TWIST ENDING! That was a tweet you won’t find on twitter. Know why? It was eaten by the internet. That’s not true, I posted it as a…

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Mortal Kombat: Shyamalan

Mortal Kombat: Shyamalan

We’re not saying anyone has to make this game, we’re just saying it would probably be the greatest game ever and arguably reboot not just M Night Shyamalan’s once promising career, but potentially his entire existence. Maybe even…

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8 Crocheted Hats That Are Less Lame Than M Night Shyamalan

8 Crocheted Hats That Are Less Lame Than M Night Shyamalan

The teaser for the Shyamalan-produced movie Devil premiered with Inception this past week.  Nationwide, audiences spontaneously broke out in boos and snickers (possibly the laughter and the candy) at the mere sight of his name, finally confirmi…

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