Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

When I was younger, I always thought it would be really cool if Hulk Hogan was my dad.  But I also used to want to live in a house made of fruit roll ups.  In retrospect, they both seem kind of like bad ideas.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Nick Bollea (Hogan’s son) was sentenced to eight months in Florida’s Pinellas County Jail for felony reckless driving Thursday after pleading no contest in in court.

This is one of the first times in recent memory I’ve heard of a celebrity or a child of a celebrity, actually serving jail time.  That’s a good move going by Nick Bollea because you gotta figure in jail, the fewer reasons some has to rape you, the better off you are.  Thus, if somebody was like “I can either rape one of these two men, but I’m undecided at this point,” and someone came up to him and was like “That one is Hulk Hogan’s son,” I think that’s enough to cause said rapist to be like “Well, all things being equal, I’d rather rape someone of note.”

I still can’t believe he actually got sentenced.  It makes me wonder who the judge was.

Very uncool Macho Man, very uncool.

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