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The Post Superbowl Wrap-up Based on Other People’s Observations

At about 5PM Eastern time on Sunday, February 05, 2012 it became clear that every single website that a man has ever even accidentally gone to will cover one of three aspects of the Superbowl tomorrow – the game itself, the halftime show or the comm…

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Honoring The Return of VH1’s Pop-Up Video

posted 05/26/2011
by Luis Prada

Remember music videos? It’s hard to remember a time when they were a thing. But they were. They were a real thing, and they played them on TV and everything. One particularly great moment for music videos was when VH1 had its final stroke of inspir…

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The Sean Penn Rollercoaster of Awesome

posted 05/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Sean Penn has a new movie coming out and the trailer is fascinating in hard to explain ways. It’s Sean Penn, but it’s also that dude from the Cure and there are French subtitles because it’s from Cannes or some such and he looks kind of like what …

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

posted 09/10/2010
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The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

posted 03/23/2009
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In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you’re about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you’re about to have sex wit…

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Celebrities With Black Eyes

posted 08/27/2008
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Robert Downey Jr – Actor/Writer/Producer/Ex-Con Kelly Osbourne – Tubby Singer/Tubby DJ/Ozzy’s Tubby Daughter Charlie Rose – Talk Show Host/News Guy Jessica Simpson – Singer/Actress/Cowboys Fan

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Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

posted 07/09/2008
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When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of “Club Magazine” which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have c…

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A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

posted 06/30/2008
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I’m guessing sex with Alex Rodriguez probably goes a little like this: He starts out with some strong foreplay, maybe some nipple pinching, and the girl gets really excited. Then when he starts humping, the girl is like “you know, I am…

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Madonna Dumps Guy Ritchie

posted 06/23/2008
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If I had a spank bank hall of fame, Madonna would probably be the first inductee. Now, I know she’s not like a bombshell, but she released that book “Sex” around the time the time I turned twelve. My brother bought it and then f…

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Madonna Is Really Old

posted 03/13/2008
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This is the cover of Madonna‘s new album “Hard Candy.” I’m not bothered by the fact that she’s made a new album. What bothers me is that she’s really old and gross and she’s dressed like a small child who…

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The Post Superbowl Wrap-up Based on Other People’s Observations

Honoring The Return of VH1’s Pop-Up Video

The Sean Penn Rollercoaster of Awesome

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

Celebrities With Black Eyes

Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

Madonna Dumps Guy Ritchie

Madonna Is Really Old

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