You're 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

April 15th, 2009 | 06:41 pm
You're 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk...

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