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How to Make Out With Jessica Simpson

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So, you’ve decided you want to get squishy with one of history’s most exceptional thinkers, nothing wrong with that. For years, Jessica Simpson has proved she has the ability to breathe and maintain most other autonomic functions with …

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You’re 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

posted 04/15/2009
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I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk to them. I know this because they were dressed…

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Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz Lez Out

posted 05/13/2008
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Normally, I’m not a big fan of posting movie trailers. Mostly because I think only comic book dorks and comic book nerds are the people who get excited for them. But this trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona will get all those heterosexual ne…

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Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

posted 01/16/2008
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According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen. Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out. usmagazine.com reports: Ashle…

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