Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz Lez Out

Normally, I’m not a big fan of posting movie trailers. Mostly because I think only comic book dorks and comic book nerds are the people who get excited for them. But this trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona will get all those heterosexual nerds and dorks excited because Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz make-out at the 1:12 mark. Having watched the whole thing, I suggest you go straight there so you don’t have to see the psycho from No Country For Old Men making out with everyone else.

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Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen.  Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out.

usmagazine.com reports:

Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36, turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A.

“They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.

I think that’s a misquote.  I think the witness meant to say:

“They look like a couple of sewer rats making out.”

Seriously, I’m going to show you three pictures, you pick out the two human celebrities.

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