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An Open Letter to the Users of the Mall Restroom

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Dear Filth Peddlers, I want to thank you for all the work you guys have been doing, fellow washroom users and the remarkable custodial staff here at Oakview Mall. You guys are stupendous. I mean, I can finger paint with blood and stool if I need …

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6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

posted 10/11/2010
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Malls date back to the 1700s and were, probably, totally kick ass back then. There wasn’t a Hot Topic to be seen, mall walkers had yet to be invented and the foul, sugary stench of Cinnabon was mostly overshadowed by the foul, sugary stench …

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8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

posted 10/19/2009
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For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies. Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don’t really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact…

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An Open Letter to the Users of the Mall Restroom

6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

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