This is Pedro. He's got a bunch of videos on youtube. Forget for a moment that he's singing along to a Mariah Carey song (he only sings along to Mariah Carey songs), and try to also forget that he doesn't...
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I've seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima's comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos got caught in the dirt. Or maybe her 2-inch...
There's two things I fear in life; this old neighbor I used to have that told me on two different occassions that sometimes he "wished he could just wear my face," and people screwing with me while I'm taking a crap. Mariah Carey only has to worry about one of...
I used to have this really nice golden retriever, and then it got old and blind and starting shitting while it walked and running into stuff. Then one day I came home and my mom had taken it to get a bath and a hair cut and she was like...
Mariah Carey doesn't like to talk when she's on vocal rest. So, being the brain-genius that she is, she's hatched a plan to use the famed physicist's voice machine to make sure all her important messages get across. According to Female First:
She said: "Before a big show I have to...
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