Prepare to be Hypnotized

July 15th, 2009 | 09:26 am
Prepare to be Hypnotized

 This is Pedro.  He's got a bunch of videos on youtube.  Forget for a moment that he's singing along to a Mariah Carey song (he only sings along to Mariah Carey songs), and try to also forget that he doesn't...

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