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The Saddest Email of All Time

Every day I get dozens of emails that end up in my junk folder because they suck so much, mindless technology even understands how little I want to read them. Once or twice a week I will scan my junk mail, just in case something slipped through the…

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Mario Lopez Vows To Wear Shirts

posted 09/15/2008
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The other day I decided to clean out my fridge and as I was throwing away stuff I came across one of those DVD’s that you put into your DVD player to clean it. I have absolutely no f-ing idea how that got into my fridge, or why it was there,…

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Audrina Patridge To World: PLEASE Look At Me

posted 06/29/2008
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Let me first start off by saying I understand that TV Guide can in no way be considered a serious magazine. That would be like considering this blog as “Journalism” or considering the San Diego Padres as a “Major League Baseball…

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8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

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Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren’t really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful. 8. Stedman Graham 7. Mario Lopez

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Mario Lopez Only Cheats On Mario Lopez With Mario Lopez

posted 06/17/2008
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Mario Lopez must have the most amazing Publicist and agent in the entire world, because last I checked, he has absolutely no talent, has been in exactly zero shows that have any sort of redeeming value, and yet, every where you go, you see him. It…

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Mario Lopez Describes His Perfect Girl

posted 06/09/2008
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I remember watching Saved By The Bell and thinking two things: Lark Voorhies was going to be a huge star, and Zach Morris will bang more chicks than A.C. Slater. I’m haunted to this day by both predictions. If you want to know how many chic…

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Mario Lopez’s Girlfriend Puts The “Man” In “Woman”

posted 05/26/2008
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Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that’s the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding’s balls. What…

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The Saddest Email of All Time

Mario Lopez Vows To Wear Shirts

Audrina Patridge To World: PLEASE Look At Me

8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

Mario Lopez Only Cheats On Mario Lopez With Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez Describes His Perfect Girl

Mario Lopez’s Girlfriend Puts The “Man” In “Woman”

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