Katharine McPhee Gets McMarried. Is McStupid.

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Katharine McPhee married her 42-year-old boyfriend Nick Something Or Other last Saturday:

“(Nick) is the love of my life,” McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. “This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect.”
McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo. Fellow season five Idol contestants Kellie Pickler and Mandisa were among the 305 guests on hand for the nuptials.

I don’t want to rain on her love parade, but when a 23-year-old marries a 42-year-old, it usually doesn’t end in storybook fashion. In fact, if it doesn’t end in divorce…it ends in a funeral.

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Twins Accidentally Get Married. Hilarity Ensues

I don’t even know where to start with this one. A pair of twins who were adopted at birth by different families found out they were related…after they were already married. The brother and sister reportedly felt an “inevitable attraction” to each other because, I guess, they each thought the other one was really hot. According to the BBC:

A court annulled the British couple’s union after they discovered their true relationship, Lord Alton said.

“They were never told that they were twins,” he told the Lords.

“They met later in life and felt an inevitable attraction, and the judge had to deal with the consequences of the marriage that they entered into and all the issues of their separation.”

“And if you don’t know you are biologically related to someone, you may become attracted to them and tragedies like this may occur.”

Awwwkwaaard. How do you deal with the news that you’ve been boning your sister? Do you break up forever and never see the twin you never knew you had again? Do you break off the wedding, but still get coffee to catch up? Or do you just say fuck it and keep the incest train rolling? I think we know the last one is the only real option.

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