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Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up, Settle Down, And Get Married

Skyrim Marriage

Last week, I wrote about how I was saying my goodbyes to my loved ones and getting my affairs in order, as I was about to embark on an epic journey through a newly released video game called Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Today, as a bit of a follow-up, …

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Possible Reasons Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Getting Divorced, In Infographic Form

KardashianInfographic

I’m sorry. This…this is a tough article to write, you guys. For a whole 72 days, all was right with the world, with the possible exception of all the things that have been royally screwed up for years and years. For a whole 72 days Kim Kardashian…

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Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

  8:15 p.m. This isn’t so bad.  Just me, my wife, and some of our married friends.  Oh, nice,  someone brought out Trivial Pursuit.  That’s cool.  Why do we have to break into couples teams?  What if…

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Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it.  There are a few key factor…

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Katharine McPhee Gets McMarried. Is McStupid.

Katharine McPhee Gets McMarried. Is McStupid.

Katharine_McPhee – see more hot chicks Katharine McPhee married her 42-year-old boyfriend Nick Something Or Other last Saturday: “(Nick) is the love of my life,” McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. “This is a once in a lifetime occasion…

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Twins Accidentally Get Married. Hilarity Ensues

Twins Accidentally Get Married. Hilarity Ensues

I don’t even know where to start with this one. A pair of twins who were adopted at birth by different families found out they were related…after they were already married. The brother and sister reportedly felt an “inevitable att…

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