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The Casio Wrist Watch: The New Way For Bigots Like Me To Profile Terrorists

Casio Watch

Folks, take it from me: being a hateful bigot that believes all Muslims are terrorists has gotten so much harder as of late. The Politically Correct Brigade has made it all but impossible for me and good-hearted, salt-of-the-earth Americans like yo…

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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