February 29th, 2008 | 11:38

Remember when the Olsen Twins were getting ready to turn 18? There was chaos in the streets, men were visibly weeping and Jesus himself was shitting his pants. But now, when I look at them I sometimes see either Gollum or one of those troll dolls with the crazy hair. So which one is it? Are they the sexy sirens that caused the son of God to drop a load on himself or are they just weird looking gremlin girls who happen to be worth billions of dollars? (I know it’s common knowledge that one of them is hotter than the other, but to me they’re one big mashup of clown clothes, eyeliner and future suicides.)
Before you submit one of those “you would totally have sex with them” comments, let me save you some time. Of course I would have sex with them. I’m a man. I would have sex with a lawn chair if I could find the right lube. The question is whether they’re creepy or not.
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