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25 Awful Spokesthings

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Choosing the right mascot or spokesman if of vital importance. A good one can carry you for decades, look at Alec Baldwin, he’s represented the Baldwins forever. But a poorly thought out, creepy, weird ass spokesthing is an affront to the p…

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25 Mascot Fail Videos

25 Mascot Fail Videos

Mascots are a crucial element of team spirit. Also, 9 times out of 10 they are probably felons you shouldn’t allow near your children. Anyway, here’s a gallery of mascots sucking hard.   Mascot Face Plant – Watch more Funny…

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25 Mascots Being Awesome

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It’s surprising that the people who dress up in these mascot suits don’t go nuts more often. They’re stuck in a suit that smells like b.o. and urine for hours at a time and if they take their heads off to&n…

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Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

  We’ve never really noticed it before, but Kangaroos are like weird, bizarro world deer that can stand upright, box and carry their young around in a slimy pouch on their stomach. But then again, Australians are like weird bizarro world…

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Mascot Fail

Mascot Fail

Y’know how everyone thinks it’s so hard to completely humiliate yourself and your entire country at the same time?  Well, it’s really not that difficult.  Just do this:    German Mascot Piggyback Fail …

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8 More Accurate College Mascots

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College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school’s region.  But we think that sometimes mascots don’t accurately reflect the schools that …

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I Appear To Be, I Say, Appear To Be Bleeding Out Of My Rectum

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The Bailout: Explained With A Condom

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Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

This mascot’s vaguely sexual hip-thrusting dance is way more effective than “Hey batter batter batter batter…suhwing batter!” via Deadspin

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