This year, we’ll forgo the traditional analysis, and instead determine this season’s NCAA tournament winner based solely on which team has the superior mascot. And this bracket shall win the day, Amen.
Choosing a mascot for your restaurant is essential. If you have an asinine mascot, your restaurant will wither and die like erections before the time of Viagra. And they’ll deserve it. These days, modern restaurants try to half ass their mascots …
It’s March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they’re not always the most accurate depiction…
