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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

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by Ian Fortey

I odn’t even know where to begin with this. It’s stressing me out. Better start anal breathing until I calm down.

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Bad News. God’s Not Giving You A Happy Ending.

posted 03/27/2009
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This is pretty disappointing news. Could you imagine the happy ending you would get from God? The guy is all-knowing and all-seeing. He is everywhere at the same time. Everywhere. I’ve been to a few massage parlors in my day, and let m…

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My Son’s Penis Problem

posted 03/24/2009
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This is very, very long, but it is also very, very worth it. Enjoy.

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