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The Definitive List of Masturbation Euphemisms

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They say 95% of people admit to masturbating and the other 5% are liars. Ha ha, burn! Wankers. And it’s true that every so often you smack the walrus the right way and it feels alright so you keep doing t. It’s human nature.

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How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

How to Love Yourself Like a Man:  A Ladies Guide

Hi ladies. Welcome to the Taco. Can we fix you a drink? Something fizzy and scrumptious, perhaps? Yes, that will do. Sit here on the comfy seat and let me tell you a tale. A tale of wanking. Of flogging the bishop. Planting Farmer McGruber’…

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Christopher Walken is Watching You

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something.  That’s why we’ve created…

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Today’s Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?

Today’s Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?

This is a question every one should ask themselves. And then quickly answer, "Yes."  

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BRB, Going To Masturbate

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This Is A Game I Know I Could Win

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This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

Masturbating Cat – Watch more free videos It takes a brave soul to masturbate when there is a set of razor sharp claws attached to the end of your hands/paws. But sometimes you just gotta do what you just gotta do. And what you gotta do it put…

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