Masturbation – Holytaco

On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

posted 01/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something. That’s why we’ve created this…

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ThankYourWank.com Let’s You Thank People That You Have Masturbated To

posted 07/12/2011
by Luis Prada

We get a lot of Emails from our bosses and various employees at Break Media filled with links and suggestions for things we should write about – maybe a weird news story or a strange website. Normally the links we’re sent aren’t worthy of a write u…

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How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

posted 01/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

Hi ladies. Welcome to the Taco. Can we fix you a drink? Something fizzy and scrumptious, perhaps? Yes, that will do. Sit here on the comfy seat and let me tell you a tale. A tale of wanking. Of flogging the bishop. Planting Farmer McGruber’…

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A Series of Letters From Tommy Lee On The Subject Of Whale Masturbation

posted 12/08/2010
by Luis Prada

A Series of Letters From Tommy Lee On The Subject Of Whale Masturbation

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee wrote a letter to SeaWorld on the subject of the bizarre whale breeding practices. Today, this letter was released to the world. While most news sites can claim to show you this letter, only Holy Taco will show you thi…

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The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

posted 09/27/2010
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In my capacity as a website editor, I’m sometimes offered products that the makers would like me to promote. Often I will turn down these offers because I can’t think of any way to spin duvet covers into an interesting article. But on…

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Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

posted 09/15/2010
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Since the late 1970′s, dorks around the world have sought to combine their love of Star Wars with their crippling addiction to public masturbation. Unfortunately, all attempts to reconcile the two beloved pastimes have failed…until now!…

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6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

posted 07/06/2010
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You know how sometimes you’re being that guy, sort of ignoring other people who are conversing while you aimlessly ramble through the song selection on your MP3 player and then someone stops and says “you have a lot of songs about mastu…

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The Worst Month Ever

posted 02/01/2010
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Dream Job

posted 01/22/2010
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Hot Chick Greases BF’s Bat at Baseball Game (TotalProSports) Lexus Brings Sexy Back (MadeMan) Jimmie Johnson’s New Book (AllLeftTurns) 20 Celeb Fails (ScreenJunkies) Mike Swick Weighs In (Cagepotato) 20…

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

posted 11/27/2009
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When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s mast…

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

ThankYourWank.com Let’s You Thank People That You Have Masturbated To

How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

A Series of Letters From Tommy Lee On The Subject Of Whale Masturbation

The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

The Worst Month Ever

Dream Job

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

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