Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died During Sex

August 26th, 2008 | 10:01 pm
Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died During Sex

Everybody has one friend that has that "I never grew up, I'm just like my kids!" parent. Those parents always seem cool when they're not yours. But if they are yours, it's not as cool when they try...

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