Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

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Everybody has one friend that has that “I never grew up, I’m just like my kids!” parent. Those parents always seem cool when they’re not yours. But if they are yours, it’s not as cool when they try to give you the se…

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Matthew McConaughey Has Shirtless Baby

posted 07/07/2008
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I’m starting to think that the real Matthew McConaughey died about five years ago in like, Bali or somewhere in South America, while searching for something like that blood orchid thing that Taye Diggs was looking for in the sequel to Anacond…

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Matthew McConaughey Needs To Go Away

posted 02/18/2008
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Holy shit. This is such an egregious act of douchebaggery I can’t even begin to explain. This commercial is to being a douchebag, what Tiger Woods winning the Masters by 12 strokes was to Golf. This is insane. I love how at the end of it,…

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Matthew McConaughey Grows Baby

posted 01/15/2008
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Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child, according to people.com: “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together,” McConaughey writes. “It’s 3 months grown in her womb” Really? They ma…

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