The obesity epidemic in the U.S. doesn’t seem like it’s going to get any better any time soon. Part of that is probably because bad food keeps getting more delicious, and the other part is because it’s getting cheaper. Just in time…
The Golden Arches are one of the most easily identifiable symbols in the world, because mankind is sad like that. It’s no wonder then that, while in the Western World McDonalds will sue any restauranteur who dares have a Mc in their name som…
The McDonalds McGriddle is one of the most well-crafted pieces of synthetic food-like products ever created in a lab with the usage of Bunsen burners, beakers, and giant white boards with complex chemical compositions and long, mind boggling equati…
It’s back everyone, the sandwich you almost forgot about. Like a comfortable ex-girlfriend who was bad for you, but seems to know exactly how to push your buttons. She saunters back into your life seemingly at the very moment you had forgotte…
Planking. Owling. Whateverthef*cking. They’re all a part of the newest heights people have reached in order to prove that they are, in fact, morons that are desperately searching for some shred of acceptance by way of the internet by partaking in t…
Fast food is heroic. Yesterday I read that a marathon runner was planning on training for a whole month by eating nothing but McDonalds. See what he did there? It’s like Super Size Me, only for winners instead of whiners. Suck it, Spurlock.
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American McDonald’s commercials stopped targeting children sometime ago. Probably had something to do with the unhealthy food or Chris Hansen. You can’t spend years teaching your kid the danger of strangers who offer you food, then expe…
Earlier today, Holy Taco intercepted an AIM conversation between Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box, and Ronald McDonald. The two fast-food titans were discussing California’s Prop. 19, which would legalize a certain amount of marijuana for recreati…
The McDonalds McGriddle is one of the most well-crafted pieces of synthetic food-like products ever created in a lab with the usage of Bunsen burners, beakers, and giant white boards with complex chemical compositions and long, mind boggling equati…