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Happy, the New McD’s Mascot: Not Scary, Just Terribly Unfunny

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Despite Twitter’s best jokes, Happy the New McDonald’s mascot isn’t scary or evil. It is, however, terrible. This might be the unfunniest, most obnoxious mascot in years. Its whole shtick is to make everybody around it laugh, but i…

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Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Earlier today, Holy Taco intercepted an AIM conversation between Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box, and Ronald McDonald. The two fast-food titans were discussing California’s Prop. 19, which would legalize a certain amount of marijuana for recreati…

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How To Make a McGriddle at Home

How To Make a McGriddle at Home

The McDonalds McGriddle is one of the most well-crafted pieces of synthetic food-like products ever created in a lab with the usage of Bunsen burners, beakers, and giant white boards with complex chemical compositions and long, mind boggling equati…

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I Bet The Hamburglar Is In There Somewhere

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This Looks Like Fun

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Remind Me To Never Go Into A German McDonald’s

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This Is A Double Big Mac With McChicken Patties For Buns

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No Thanks, I’ll Get The Quarter Pounder Instead

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What Exacty Is “Arabic Taste”?

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Yes, This Is Paul Reiser Making A Paul Reiser Face At A McDonald’s

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New McDonald’s Ad Is McDisgusting

New McDonald’s Ad Is McDisgusting

via copyranter Let’s face it, you wouldn’t be all that surprised to find a finger (or a Tonka truck or a blow-up doll or anything else for that matter) in your next heaping helping of fast food. Those “kitchens” pump out a l…

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Man Eats Big Mac In One Bite

Man Eats Big Mac In One Bite

Man Eats Big Mac in One Bite – Watch more free videos I’m not sure if this is supposed to gross me out or make me insanely hungry. Since it makes me insanely hungry, I’m going to go with the latter. via gorillmask.net

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