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How To Make A Test-Tube Hamburger

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Are you hungry now but are tired of the immediacy of today’s foods? Are you looking for long-form cooking that integrates the arts of stem cell manipulation and slapping Mother Nature’s dumb, leafy face? Of course you are! Thanks to the wonders of m…

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The Holy Taco Pigskin Classic

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A couple of years back, Holy Taco gave unto you the Ultimate Snack Stadium. It was cool and deadly all at once, but not a lot of straight up fatty beasts went into it. This year, to celebrate the Superbowl, we thought we’d revisit the idea of abho…

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25 Inedibly Nasty Lunch Meat Products

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A proper deli will make you a sandwich that is 11 inches high made from smoked turkey breast. Satan’s deli will use Pimento loaf. Pimentos? Shut up. Here’s 25 awful meaty things for sandwiches.

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How to Cook A Placenta

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For the past couple of days the internet has been abuzz with placenta talk. For the love of all that is good and pure in this world, I don’t know why. (Although, it may having something to do with this). But people have been searching it and that m…

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9 of the Meatiest Drinks Ever

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Drinks are delicious, but so is meat. No time for talk, on with the article!

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An Apology Letter To The Spoiled Food In My Fridge

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Hello Rotten Foods In My Fridge, Don’t you dare look at me like that! Stop it right the f*ck now, understand? I’m sorry, Yogurt That Smalls Like Sour Ass, I do feel very bad about buying all of you and then not touching any of you until right now a…

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25 Meat Sculptures

25 Meat Sculptures

  Do you know what’s more awesome than sculpting things out of meat?  All kinds of stuff.  probably most things, in fact.  Still, doesn’t mean you can’t sculpt out of meat.  Here’s proof.  

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A Guide To Summer Barbeques

A Guide To Summer Barbeques

  It’s Summer. We know this because our various dangly bits are currently marinating in sweat juices and emanating odors that, if we decided to nakedly frolic in the woods, would attract creatures that are looking to mate. But another thi…

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The Best Pony Meat Is My Little Pony Meat

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Mmm…Sparkly…

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How Would YOU Carry That Much Meat?

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