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The Day I Met Shaggy

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I’d woken up late that cold, Monday morning. It was already 11, my alarm had forsaken me and left me to fail unmercifully all my day’s tasks. And fail I could not! For on this day I was to be off to a fabulous press junket where I would be able to…

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How To Cordially Make First Contact with Aliens: A Guide For The United Nations

How To Cordially Make First Contact with Aliens: A Guide For The United Nations

We’ve all seen far too many summer blockbusters to not be terrified of aliens should they make their way to earth, hovering over our major cities and not just anally probing rednecks that you wouldn’t believe were currently engulfed in …

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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Okay, it’s Monday night.  Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this.  You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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