I was watching the movie Predator the other day and I started thinking, "I wonder how they came up with the Predator." Like, I kinda think it was a bunch of people in a room and they had a...
You ever hear stories about alcoholics who one day wake up in a pile of their own shit and vomit and something just clicks in their head and they realize "what the hell am I doing?" Well, replace "shit and vomit" with "Brian Austin Green" and I think that's...
I think this little quote from Megan Fox will help you get through your long, tedious day...
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have...
I'm not sure if having a huge fox is a good thing or a bad thing, but it's pretty clear that Megan Fox has a pretty big fox. I mean, just look at it. Its (mouth is) totally gaping wide open. It looks tired and red. Hell, she needs two...
Either Megan Fox lost all of her fingers except the middle, or she's trying to make some sort of gang sign to the dude with the camera. I hope this gang sign means, "For some reason, I'm dating Brian Austin Green. I'm not enough to date pretty much anyone I...
Age: 21
Where you've seen her: You've seen Megan Fox in Transformers, your wet dreams, your dry dreams, and any other dreams you might have.
Tantalizing tidbit: She has more tattoos than your drunken stepdad. She's also engaged to Brian Austin Green who's, like, 50 years older than her and wasn't even...
Megan "Foxy" Fox (I made that nickname up all by myself) appears to be missing a shirt in the Japanese version of Rolling Stone. You can't see her nipples, but you know they're there, cupped just under the soft caress of her hands...sorry. Why does Rolling Stone Japan get this...
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