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5 Actors Fired for Hilariously Sad Reasons

No one likes getting fired, it’s a bit of a kick in the teeth. However, if someone else gets fired, well then that’s some juicy gossip stuff right there. And if a celebrity gets fired, then it’s just funny. Really. Don’t…

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Megan Fox Pictures

posted 06/01/2010
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Where you’ve seen her: You’ve seen Megan Fox in Transformers 1 & 2, your wet dreams, your dry dreams, and any other dreams you might have and…oh wait — she’s not going to be the next Transformers movie…

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If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

posted 01/21/2010
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Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there’s nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculo…

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Thank You, Nature/Eating Disorder/Eyebrow Maintenance!

posted 10/16/2009
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Hot Tennis Chicks With Camel Toes (TotalProSports) Internet Owned Restaraunts Are The New Thing (MadeMan) Kate Edwards Is Preggers (AllLeftTurns) From Kids Book To R-Ratings (ScreenJunkies) Hot Girls And Vamps (LemonDrop)…

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Megan Fox Makes Out With Strippers

posted 09/16/2008
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I was watching the movie Predator the other day and I started thinking, “I wonder how they came up with the Predator.” Like, I kinda think it was a bunch of people in a room and they had a picture of him up on a screen and were like &#…

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Megan Fox Had Enough Brian Austin Green

posted 07/06/2008
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You ever hear stories about alcoholics who one day wake up in a pile of their own shit and vomit and something just clicks in their head and they realize “what the hell am I doing?” Well, replace “shit and vomit” with ̶…

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Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

posted 06/03/2008
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I think this little quote from Megan Fox will help you get through your long, tedious day… “I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I …

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Megan Fox Has A Huge Fox

posted 04/22/2008
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I’m not sure if having a huge fox is a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s pretty clear that Megan Fox has a pretty big fox. I mean, just look at it. Its (mouth is) totally gaping wide open. It looks tired and red. Hell, she needs two h…

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Megan Fox Likes To Finger

posted 04/05/2008
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Either Megan Fox lost all of her fingers except the middle, or she’s trying to make some sort of gang sign to the dude with the camera. I hope this gang sign means, “For some reason, I’m dating Brian Austin Green. I’m not en…

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Megan Fox Hates Shirts

posted 12/19/2007
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Megan “Foxy” Fox (I made that nickname up all by myself) appears to be missing a shirt in the Japanese version of Rolling Stone. You can’t see her nipples, but you know they’re there, cupped just under the soft caress of her…

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5 Actors Fired for Hilariously Sad Reasons

Megan Fox Pictures

If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

Thank You, Nature/Eating Disorder/Eyebrow Maintenance!

Megan Fox Makes Out With Strippers

Megan Fox Had Enough Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

Megan Fox Has A Huge Fox

Megan Fox Likes To Finger

Megan Fox Hates Shirts

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