memes – Holytaco

Hey, What’s Up? I’m Your Sister’s New Boyfriend

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by Jim Tews

Hey bro. What’s going on? I’m your sister’s new boyfriend. Yeah man, pretty cool, huh? We met in Florida when she was on Spring Break this year. It was pretty cool, I was actually just living on the beach down there and we ended u…

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Valentine’s Day Cards For The Permanently Friend-Zoned

posted 02/13/2012
by Jim Tews

We’ve all been relegated to the friend zone a time or twelve, and it’s never fun. It gets particularly painful around Valentine’s day, when you’re forced to watch your lady friends pair up with guys other than you. Honestly, …

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The Obligatory Internet Bacon Article

posted 02/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

I don’t know when bacon became a meme, I don’t know that it matters. It is one. It’s its own joke that we pretend to get, but we don’t get. If food items were assholes you meet in a bar, bacon would be the hipster doofus who is self assured of h…

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6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See

posted 08/25/2009
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According to Businessweek (which we totally really read), we’re going to be seeing some Cash-for-Clunkers spin-offs coming around soon, probably for household appliances…BORING. So we decided to …

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