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The Obligatory Internet Bacon Article

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I don’t know when bacon became a meme, I don’t know that it matters. It is one. It’s its own joke that we pretend to get, but we don’t get. If food items were assholes you meet in a bar, bacon would be the hipster doofus who is self assured of h…

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6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See

6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See

 According to Businessweek (which we totally really read), we’re going to be seeing some Cash-for-Clunkers spin-offs coming around soon, probably for household appliances…BORING.  So we decided to …

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