Well, if you’re an American, you’re going to be enduring the hot dog filled transition from spring to summer known as Memorial Day Weekend! It’s the kickoff for the summer vacation season, a season that was magnified and corned-up…
It’s the Tuesday after Memorial Day Weekend, which means that half of us accidentally made out with our cousin yesterday, and all of us are suffering from a massive hangover. Luckily, there’s a solution:
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what was the most awesome war that the U.S. participated in? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:
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Memorial Day Weekend is almost here! By now, you should be fully prepared for three days of non-stop, uninhibited drunken revelry. Just be aware that, in spite of all the unpredictable adventures that you’ll experience this Memorial Day Weeken…
Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace: you don’t know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible. L…