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Shop At The Made In America Store!

Are you tired of shopping at your local mega-mart and finding all of the products you purchased were manufactured in some far-off land that, if looked up on a map, has its seas surrounded by mystical dragons? Are you sick of having to wipe your pin…

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Come To Missouri for the St. Louis-Style Ribs, Stay For The Meth!

posted 03/01/2011
by Luis Prada

What’s the only state in the union that’s the birth state of Mark Twain and is honored enough to have had 1,960 meth lab incidents in 2010? Missouri! Hi, I’m Charles Philips, head of the Missouri Division of Tourism. The state of Missouri has had a…

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The Holy Taco Not-Quite-a-Hero of the Week: Pseudoephedrine Tracking Systems

posted 01/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

We live in a pretty grim world; there are natural disasters, dog shit on the lawn that gets all weird and white because no one picked it up, and the New York Jets. Sometimes it’s hard just to get out of bed. But never fear, there are some bold in…

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We Wish You a Merry Christ-Meth and a Happy New Year

posted 12/22/2010
by Jame Gumb

By Pete Dembowski – Meth Head God damn, this meth is making me hear things. Am I just being paranoid? Like they say, if you’re not paranoid, you’re crazy. Are those reindeer footsteps coming from the roof? I’ll be god damned if I’m going to let som…

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This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

posted 09/24/2010
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By Pete Dembowski – Meth Head God damn, this meth is making me thirsty. Do you have any bottled water? No? That’s OK. I’ll just drink some from the old tire in that ditch. Gross! This tire has hair on it! I hate hair. I wish I was…

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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

posted 01/04/2010
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New Years resolutions are the best method for starting your year off with failure, disappointment, and broken promises. Some old guy from the past once said: "it’s better to try and fail than to never try at all." There’s a goo…

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Sometimes, Meth Helps

posted 01/29/2009
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Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza

posted 02/01/2008
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I think we finally found the reason behind Britney‘s erratic behavior. She’s not crazy. She’s crazy for meth. According to the National Enquirer: Britney Spears had been on a 24-hour meth binge before she was rushed to the hospita…

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Shop At The Made In America Store!

Come To Missouri for the St. Louis-Style Ribs, Stay For The Meth!

The Holy Taco Not-Quite-a-Hero of the Week: Pseudoephedrine Tracking Systems

We Wish You a Merry Christ-Meth and a Happy New Year

This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

Sometimes, Meth Helps

Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza

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