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The Morning Jolt: Victoria’s Other Secret

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It was the spin after the toilet that sold me on this video.

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The 3 Greatest Film Adaptations Never Made

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Michael Bay, Uwe Boll and Paul W.S. Anderson. Here are there greatest stories.

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How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

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So, you’ve decided to entertain people with soulless vacuousness, good for you! The summer blockbuster is an art form unto itself, forged in the white hot jism of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer on the peaks of Mt. ‘Splosion! Is it as easy as ha…

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25 Kick Ass Transformers Cakes

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Transformers 3 opens today. Go see it! or see these cakes and then blow up some fireworks, same diff.

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Bean Bag Chair vs Transformers 3

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I recently received a massive beanbag chair that couldn’t fit through my front door and takes up more space than is justifiable by an adult in my living room. I keep it there anyway and ask those who might question it to leave. It’s a fun w…

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Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

Michael Bay’s Earliest Known Work

Michael Bay’s Earliest Known Work

  I’d totally let this guy represent me.

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Inner Monologue of an Extra on the Set of Pearl Harbor

Inner Monologue of an Extra on the Set of Pearl Harbor

Holy crap. I can’t believe it. I’m actually going to be in a Michael Bay movie! Michael Freakin’ Bay! This is unbelievable!  Okay, let’s see here: I’m playing a Japanese kamakaze pilot during the Pearl Harbor attac…

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Michael Bay’s Doodles on the Set of Transformers 2

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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation.  In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, Christian Bale, and even George W.Bush.  Lucky f…

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Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

So Shia LaBeouf got drunk, crashed his car, and then mangled his hand. I know, the first thing we all thought was “Oh no! How will this affect his character of Sam Witwicky in the sequel to the Transformers movie that they’re currentl…

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