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How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

So, you’ve decided to entertain people with soulless vacuousness, good for you! The summer blockbuster is an art form unto itself, forged in the white hot jism of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer on the peaks of Mt. ‘Splosion! Is it as easy as ha…

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25 Kick Ass Transformers Cakes

posted 06/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Transformers 3 opens today. Go see it! or see these cakes and then blow up some fireworks, same diff.

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Bean Bag Chair vs Transformers 3

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by Ian Fortey

I recently received a massive beanbag chair that couldn’t fit through my front door and takes up more space than is justifiable by an adult in my living room. I keep it there anyway and ask those who might question it to leave. It’s a fun w…

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Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

posted 10/14/2010
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Michael Bay’s Earliest Known Work

posted 01/31/2010
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I’d totally let this guy represent me.

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Inner Monologue of an Extra on the Set of Pearl Harbor

posted 12/07/2009
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Holy crap. I can’t believe it. I’m actually going to be in a Michael Bay movie! Michael Freakin’ Bay! This is unbelievable! Okay, let’s see here: I’m playing a Japanese kamakaze pilot during the Pearl Harbor attac…

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Michael Bay’s Doodles on the Set of Transformers 2

posted 06/16/2009
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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation. In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, Christian Bale, and even George W.Bush. Lucky f…

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Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

posted 07/31/2008
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So Shia LaBeouf got drunk, crashed his car, and then mangled his hand. I know, the first thing we all thought was “Oh no! How will this affect his character of Sam Witwicky in the sequel to the Transformers movie that they’re currentl…

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How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

25 Kick Ass Transformers Cakes

Bean Bag Chair vs Transformers 3

Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

Michael Bay’s Earliest Known Work

Inner Monologue of an Extra on the Set of Pearl Harbor

Michael Bay’s Doodles on the Set of Transformers 2

Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

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