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Honoring The Return of VH1’s Pop-Up Video

Remember music videos? It’s hard to remember a time when they were a thing. But they were. They were a real thing, and they played them on TV and everything. One particularly great moment for music videos was when VH1 had its final stroke of inspir…

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The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

posted 09/22/2010
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Bishop Eddie Long Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Friggen Christ! Lord Jesus, what do I do now? Oh, God, does this look bad. This looks real bad! This is some Catholic Priest shit, right here. I mean, I can’t believe they’re writing t…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

posted 09/10/2010
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The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Michael Jackson vs. Prince

posted 06/25/2010
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It’s Friday, and you know what that means…we’re drunk. But today, we’re drunk and dancing. Specifically, we’re trying to nail down the choreography from Michael Jackson’s iconic "The Way Yo…

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The Inner Monologue of a Perv in His 40′s at the Club

posted 06/11/2010
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Yeah. Yeah, this is hot. And I’m hot. And that girl over there in the tight – wait. I think that’s Dunbar’s daughter. Huh. He’s in accounting now, so it’s not like I see him that often. Damn. She grew up,…

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The Kings Are Alive And Sharing A Castle

posted 09/03/2009
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Hayden Panettiere’s Camel Toe (The Daily Fix) 10 Best Family Guy Back to School Clips (Adult Swim) News Reporter Gets Stung By A Bee (Evil Chili) Hillary Fisher’s hot, hot body (Gorilla Mask) 12 Dumbest Convi…

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Video Proof – Michael Jackson is Still Alive!

posted 08/26/2009
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FAKE! No glove, no moonwalk. 25 Sexiest Celebrity Cowgirl Photos (Manofest) Irina Sheik Hotness (TotallyCrap) 12 Hottest Swimsuit Videos (Maxim) Kristen Renton Sexy Gallery (AskMen) Heidi Montags Bikini Pics (HollywoodTuna) Why You Do…

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Corey Feldman’s Doodles at Michael Jackson’s Memorial Ceremony

posted 07/08/2009
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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation. In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Bay, George Lucas, Christian Bale, and even George W.Bush. Lucky for …

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Look at Me! I’m Corey Feldman! Blah, Blah, Blah!

posted 07/07/2009
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Audrina Patridge And Her Fireworks (TheDailyFix) Michelle McCurry is HOT (GorillaMask) Sexy Tube Sock Girls (Coed) Craziest Police Crash Ever!!! (EvilChili) Animals That Literally Saved History (Cracked) The Worlds…

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Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

posted 06/30/2009
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A lot of famous people have been dying lately, and even more people have been talking about famous people dying lately, including little kids in elementary school. In our society, kids aren’t considered a trusted source of commentary on …

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Getting Ready to Sing Thriller at Karaoke This Weekend

posted 06/29/2009
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WTF?! This is ridiculous. Somebody else is singing another Michael Jackson song right before me? I understand that the guy died, but that doesn’t mean you have to pound his entire music library into the ground. I always sing …

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Honoring The Return of VH1’s Pop-Up Video

The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

Drunken Argument Friday: Michael Jackson vs. Prince

The Inner Monologue of a Perv in His 40′s at the Club

The Kings Are Alive And Sharing A Castle

Video Proof – Michael Jackson is Still Alive!

Corey Feldman’s Doodles at Michael Jackson’s Memorial Ceremony

Look at Me! I’m Corey Feldman! Blah, Blah, Blah!

Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

Inner Monologue of a Guy Getting Ready to Sing Thriller at Karaoke This Weekend

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