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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Michael Vick: Mans Best Friend – Watch more Funny Videos Michael Vick’s heart has grown three sizes or so. He’s America’s sweetheart again!

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5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

posted 09/23/2010
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Today, the Philadelphia Daily News ran the headline "Top Dog" over a picture of Michael Vick. Get it! He’s the new starting quarterback for the Eagles, and he used to senselessly torture and kill dogs for his own sick amusement! Tha…

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Holy Taco’s 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team

posted 09/09/2010
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Criminals are to the NFL as crabs are to prostitutes. It would be impossible to have one without the other. As it is, they are both unfortunate but unavoidable byproducts of two favorite all-American pastimes: football and transactional fornication…

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7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

posted 11/17/2009
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Football sidelines are full of interesting moments. Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home. Luckily, we’ve managed to get our hands on some of the best unsee…

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If Michael Vick Had a Comic

posted 08/18/2009
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We create comics pretty frequently here at Holy Taco, but we recently realized that we hadn’t done one in quite a while, so we decided to dust off our comic book chops (google image search and photoshop) in honor of our favorite NFL Star…

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Eagels Fans Suck

posted 08/14/2009
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Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

posted 07/28/2009
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People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to pr…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

Holy Taco’s 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team

7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

If Michael Vick Had a Comic

Eagels Fans Suck

Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

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