February 4th, 2008 | 06:56
Age: 44
Where you’ve seen her: Michelle Obama is vying to become the first MILF in the White House…well, since that silver-haired stunner Barbara Bush.
Is she really a MILF? Yes, yes she is. In 1999 she pushed so hard that a baby named Malia Ann came shooting out of her. Then, she pushed super hard again in 2001 and a little girl named Natasha (known as Sasha) popped out. Apparently she hasn’t done any pushing since then.
Tantalizing trivia: 100% of Americans would vote for Michelle if her campaign slogan was “Barack Obama’s Baby Mamma.” Also, 64% of all statistics are made up.
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