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An Open Letter to Up and Coming Disney Stars

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S’up? You guys just hanging out? That’s cool. Pretty def, huh? And maybe phat? Yeah. So listen, I don’t want to come off sounding like a square adult, or some kind of unhip shitbird (kids still say that, right?) but I need you to be prepared fo…

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Would You Bang A Miley Cyrus Sex Doll? Because Now You Can!

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If you and two other buddies are thinking of start a band, might we suggest you quickly snatch up the name “3 Achy Love Holes” before some sexual deviant rockstar takes a glance at the packing of the new Miley Cyrus inflatable sex doll before pumps…

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Prepare Yourself For An Article About The Worst News Article Ever Written

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There’s a lot of news to report out there in the world. With the internet being a technology that bridges the gap between people we are now able to report on absolutely anything, and we do. With this we are able to read about stories we maybe would…

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Did You See That Video of Miley Cyrus Smoking Salvia Out of a Bong?

Did You See That Video of Miley Cyrus Smoking Salvia Out of a Bong?

Hey, did you see that TMZ video of Miley Cyrus smoking salvia out of a bong? No? Oh, yeah, right, because it’s being taken down left and right. Damn, dude. That sucks. But, ooooh, man! You should have seen it. It was amazing! Shit was bonkers…

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7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

Last week, Holy Taco received an email from a disgruntled TSA employee. Attached were seven body scans of well-known celebrities obtained by TSA screenrers at LAX. In the interest of protecting our civil liberties, we published the photos, setting …

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Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Well played, Billy Ray. Well played indeed! I didn’t know you had it in you! I look at your stupid haircut and listen to your moronic redneck drawl, and I think to myself, “Jesus Christ, how does this rube even manage to walk upright, m…

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A Look To The Future: Miley Cyrus

A Look To The Future: Miley Cyrus

In 2006, the world was introduced to the young girl that would eventually become a national sensation. This girl was Hanna Montana. Soon thereafter, the world realized that Hanna Montana was not the actual name of the actress that played Hanna Mont…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.    

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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles

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This might be the weirdest post we’ve ever put up.  But sometimes when we’re feeling stressed out, we find it therapeutic to take pictures of celebrities on bicycles, and remove the bicycles.  So, today, we decided to give you …

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Justin And Justin: What’s Racist?

Justin And Justin: What’s Racist?

Every so often, we like to document the IM debates Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern get in to.  Today they discussed the recent racist Miley Cyrus Photo that surfaced.    

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Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

  Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco, we like to get points of view that you might not find other places.  That’s why when Miley Cyrus reached out to us and asked to do a Guest Column, we gave her the green light.   War is super e…

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