Where You've Seen Her: Sarah Shahi looks Mexican but is actually Iranian (Hot Iranian, that is). Thats probably because she played a mexican DJ on The L Word. The L word is Lesbian, just to clear that up, except she's...
Age: 30
Where you've seen her: Alena Seredova was named Vice Miss Czech Republic back in 1998 and since then has appeared in the European versions of Penthouse and Playboy. She's married to Gianluigi Buffon, who apparently plays soccer for Juventus.
MILF Status: Last December she squeezed and pushed and a littly...
Age: She turns 30 today. So, Happy Birthday Boobs! I mean, Pam!
Where you've seen her: After winning "National Queen of Tourism" pageant in Argentina, Pamela David went on to act in a bunch of Argentinian TV shows that you've probably never heard of.
MILF Status: Pam gave birth to a tiny...
Age: 31
Where you've seen her: Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss actress who appears in mainly German and Italian TV shows that haven't bee translated into English.
MILF status: In 1996 some sperm penetrated one of her eggs and a tiny human slid out of her vagina. So, in short, yes, she...
Age: 38
Where you've seen her: Charisma Carpenter was once a cheerleader for the San Diego Chargers. Then she scored the role of Cordelia in the hit television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and its subsequent spin-off show, Angel. She's been in Playboy (June, 2004) and is currently considering starring on...
Age: 37
Where you've seen her: Ninel Conde has been in lots of Mexican movies, most notably called "7 Mujeres, 1 Homosexual y Carlos." (I like Carlos's odds.)
MILF status: She became a MILF a few years ago when a little tiny baby named Sofia came flying out of her vagina hole.
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Age: 27
Where you've seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy.
MILF status: Last week Alessandra squeezed really hard and an itty bitty baby came flying out of her vagina. Hakuna matata.
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Age: 32
Where you've seen her: Paz Vega is a Spanish actress who also appeared in a movie called Spanglish with Adam Sandler. And while that movie was totally panned...
...This is what it actually says on Spanglish's wikipedia page: "While critical opinion remains somewhat mixed, many felt that the film was...
Age: 33
Where you've seen her: If you've seen Aracely Arambula before, then you probably spend a lot of time watching Mexican soap operas. And considering what's on TV here in America, that's not a bad way to go through life.
MILF Status: Some guy named Luis Miguel did the mattress mamba...
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