Where You've Seen Her: Sarah Shahi looks Mexican but is actually Iranian (Hot Iranian, that is). Thats probably because she played a mexican DJ on The L Word. The L word is Lesbian, just to clear that up, except she's...
Age: 27
Let's Welcome The Newest Member Of The MILF Club: Jessica Alba gave birth to a bouncing, screaming, bloody baby girl on Saturday. The baby's douchebag father, it is being reported, also gave birth to a very big bag of douche (he's a douchebag.) Let's congratulate them both!
Pointless quote: “I've...
Age: 42
How MILFy Is She? Very. After breaking up with Hugh Grant because he loves whores, Elizabeth Hurley had a son with multi-millionaire film producer Stephen Bing.
Pointless Quote: "I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. "
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Age: 29
Where you've seen her: Kate Hudson's been in Almost Famous, You, Me and Dupree, and a bunch of movies your girlfriend dragged you to.
Is she really a MILF? Yes. After marrying The Black Crowes' lead singer Chris Robinson, she gave birth to a bouncing baby bag of the world's...
Age: 41
Where you've seen her: You've seen Salma Hayek in "Dusk Til Dawn," "Wild Wild West," "Dogma," "Traffic" and a something called "El Callejon de los Milagros" which apparently has won more awards than any other movie in the history of Mexican cinema. Which actually means you still haven't seen...
Age: 32
Where you've seen her: Jennifer Nicole Lee (or JNL to her friends) gained fame after she decided to drop 70 pounds after the birth of her second child and ended up being crowned Miss Bikini America in 2004. Since then she's been on the cover of numerous fitness mags...
Age: 37
Where you've seen her: I'm not going to bother mentioning Starship Troopers, The World is Not Enough, or Undercover Brother. Because the only thing you ever think about when you see Denise Richards is her Neve Campbell three-way in Wild Things.
Is she really a MILF?: Technicaly, yes. But since...
Age: 43
Where you've seen her: While she's been in timeless classics such as Judge Dredd, Murder at 1600, Jack, and Must Love Dogs, her finest role by far was in Unfaithful. Which I hope was more of a documentary than a feature film.
Is She A MILF? Yes, yes she is....
Age: 28
Where you've seen her: Elin Nordegren can usually be found getting up and down on Tiger Woods.
Tantalizing tidbit: A couple years ago, nude photos of a woman claiming to be Elin were found on, you guessed it, the Internet. The photos ended up being of some Playboy model named...
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