Where You've Seen Her: Sarah Shahi looks Mexican but is actually Iranian (Hot Iranian, that is). Thats probably because she played a mexican DJ on The L Word. The L word is Lesbian, just to clear that up, except she's...
Age: 39
Where you've seen her: If you're the type of social butterfly who spent their Friday nights watching TV, then you've seen Catherine Bell in JAG. If you're the type of person who watches the Lifetime Network, then you've recently seen her on Army Wives.
Is she a MILF? Oh yeah....
Age: 38
Where you've seen her: Catherine Zeta-Jones has been in such hits as High Fidelity, Traffic and Terminal. But the only thing I really ever remember about her is the shot of her ass in the Entrapment trailer (image below.)
Is she really a MILF? Oh yeah. After marrying old ass...
Age: 29
Where you've seen her: Katie Holmes has been in "Dawson's Creek," "The Ice Storm" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle." But you know her best from her current reality series called "I Used To Be Normal, But I Am Now Cult Robot Wife Long Live L. Ron." Which is more of...
With the birth of her new daughter yesterday, the Taco would like to welcome Halle Berry into the illustrious world of mothers we'd like to do unspeakable things to. As if you don't already know, this birth makes Halle the hottest MILF on the face of the earth. This mometous occasion will...
Age: 35
Where you've seen her: Jenny McCarthy has been in everything from Playboy to The Stupids. If you've never seen her before, then you may want to look into getting a TV or asking the doctors to bring you out of the coma.
Is She Really A MILF? Yep. On May 18th,...
Age: 39
Where you've seen her: Naomi Watts has been in King Kong, 21 Grams, The Ring and Mulholland Drive. The only part of Mulholland Drive that made any sense was her lesbian scene with Laura Harring's enormous breasts.
Is she really a MILF? Yes, nine months after Liev Schrieber's two pumps...
Age: 32
Where you've seen her: Isla Fisher was the horny daughter in Wedding Crashers. She has also appeared in a bunch of other movies, but since she didn't play a nympho in any of them, there's really no point in mentioning them.
Is she really a MILF? Yes! She gave birth to Olive...
There's some crazy rumor going around that Debbie Clemens, Roger's wife, was injected with HGH by Brian McNamee. But I just don't see it. She looks like a regular mom to me. According to her website, she's really into exercise, so that may account for her slightly abnormal build when...
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