MILF Monday: Sarah Shahi

August 3rd, 2009 | 08:33 am
MILF Monday: Sarah Shahi

 Where You've Seen Her: Sarah Shahi looks Mexican but is actually Iranian (Hot Iranian, that is).  Thats probably because she played a mexican DJ on The L Word.  The L word is Lesbian, just to clear that up, except she's...

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MILF Monday: Michelle Obama

February 3rd, 2008 | 11:56 am
MILF Monday: Michelle Obama

Age: 44 Where you've seen her: Michelle Obama is vying to become the first MILF in the White House...well, since that silver-haired stunner Barbara Bush. Is she really a MILF? Yes, yes she is. In 1999 she pushed so hard that a baby named Malia Ann came shooting out of her. Then,...

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MILF Monday: Heidi Klum

January 27th, 2008 | 01:03 pm
MILF Monday: Heidi Klum

Age: 34 Where You've Seen Her: Heidi Klum has been a Victoria's Secret girl for years, she's hosted Project Runway and if you're lucky enough to live in Germany, she hosts Deutchland's version of America's Next Top Model (yes, it's called Germany's Next Top Model.) Is She A MILF? Yes she is. In 2004 her...

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MILF Monday: Bridget Moynahan

January 20th, 2008 | 12:22 pm
MILF Monday: Bridget Moynahan

Age: 36 Where you've seen her: Bridget Moynahan was in Coyote Ugly, Lord of War and I, Robot. She's also been on the arm of America's most beautiful quarterback, Tom Brady. Is she really a MILF? Hells yeah. Three months after Tom ditched Bridget for super duper model Gisele Bundchen, Bridget announced to the world...

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MILF Monday: Christina Aguilera

January 13th, 2008 | 01:36 pm
MILF Monday: Christina Aguilera

Age: 27 Where you've seen her: She's been a pop diva for years now. If you don't know who she is, you should probably go back to your cave and just read a book. Is she really a MILF? HolyTaco would like to welcome the newest member of the MILF club. Christina...

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MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

January 6th, 2008 | 01:39 pm
MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

Age: 34 Where you've seen her: She said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn't care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff. Tantalizing trivia: She's made a career of being the second choice. She replaced Charlize Theron in Pearl...

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MILF Monday: Mrs. Claus

December 23rd, 2007 | 11:16 am
MILF Monday: Mrs. Claus

  Age: She's old enough to be a GILF ten times over. Where you've seen her: She's Santa's #1 skeez. She also hangs out with elves. Tantalizing tidbit: Rumors around the toy factory say she LOVES anal. Is she really a MILF? No one's really sure if Mr. Claus made her a babymamma, but since she sends...

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MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci

December 16th, 2007 | 01:23 pm
MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci

Age: 43 (Yes, 43) Where you've seen her:  The crappy Matrix movies, Passion of the Christ, Tears of the Sun and Shoot 'Em Up. Oh wait, no one saw Shoot 'Em Up. Tidbit Trivia: In 2004 (at the ripe young age of 40) she topped AskMen.com's list of 100 Most Beautiful Women...

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MILF Monday: Jennifer Walcott

December 9th, 2007 | 01:24 pm
MILF Monday: Jennifer Walcott

Every Monday we start your week off with the Mother of All Features: MILF Monday. And since Jennifer has that certain "ILF" quality, it just made sense to make her this week's MILF Monday. Age: 30 Where you've seen her: She was Playboy's Playmate of the month in August of 2001. She was also...

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