Notice Anything Odd About This Woman’s Name?

According to Washington’s heraldnet.com:

LYNNWOOD — Marci Milfs went to Urban Outfitters to find clothes for her teenage son.

On one end of the spectrum was “Porn for Women,” a photo book showing men doing housework.

She was surprised to find sexually charged books that she believes have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults.

“When I saw it, I was shocked,” Milfs said.

Milfs was so appalled that she is preparing to file a complaint with the city of Lynnwood, and has already aired her frustrations to State Rep. Norma Smith, R-Clinton, and organizations including Morality in Media, Concerned Women of America and the American Family Association.

Smith encouraged Milfs to work with Urban Outfitters to resolve the issue.

I would like to commend Norma Smith on her stance. I, too, agree that all Milfs should work very hard to resolve any issues they have with Urban Outfitters…or any outfits they may have.

[Editor's note: HolyTaco conducted a number of follow-up interviews with Tanya Ballsmoker and Linda Shaftguzzler. Both of whom also agreed with Marci Milfs.]

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