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10 Other Policies That Have to be Repealed Along With Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

The military wasn’t the only institution that didn’t want to get mixed up in your sex life. But now that soldiers are free to be openly gay, a lot of other places have to drop their policies about employee and member lifestyle as well.

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China’s Predator Drone Knock-Off Explodes, Like All Chinese Knock-Offs

posted 09/07/2011
by Luis Prada

Attention Americans!: We no longer have to fear China possibly taking over America! For so long we have known that all Chinese people from China are well versed in the ninja arts and can run across the ocean, not needing battleships and submarines …

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The Military Has Banned Farts: A Fart Retrospecticus

posted 08/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

On August 23rd, 2011 the Military Times reported the awful news that audible farting is no longer allowed for some Marines in Afghanistan. The audible fart, it seems, offends some of their Afghan hosts. No one in Afghanistan has an anus. The Marine…

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A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

posted 05/18/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Mrs. Sewards, I hope this letter finds you well, It’s been over ten years since we last spoke. I’m writing you because I assume you find some satisfaction in hearing about the success of your former students. To say that I’m …

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Air Force Aliens and Other Military Dumbassery

posted 09/22/2010
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Actual news agencies took the time today to report that there’s an upcoming press conference featuring USAF officers who will divulge what information they have on the existence of aliens. Which is to say there are about 6 men who claim to h…

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Hey Everybody, Lady Gaga Has Something to Say!

posted 09/17/2010
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Hey everybody, listen up! Lady Gaga has something to say, and since she’s not dressed like an asshole or covered in fake blood, I guess it must be pretty friggen important.

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25 Sexy Soldiers

posted 05/28/2010
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Since Memorial Day is for the troops, here is a gallery that will make it easier to think about them when you are full of beer and hot dogs this weekend. I am minutes away from enlisting just in case co-ed showering gets instituted, like in Starship…

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New War Strategy: Out Gay The Terrorists

posted 05/03/2010
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These guys took a preemptive strike on the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy change. Tea Time With Tyson (TotalProSports) Over-Protective Cat is Over-Protective (Buzzfeed) Who’s The Worst College Team? (Bleache…

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Military-Grade Porn!

posted 03/17/2010
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The Hottest Alumni In March Madness (BleacherReport) Coach Fail (TotalProSports) Conan O’Brien in Chinatown (Maxim) Candace Swanpoel is Sexy (Coed) Girls Like Frog Princes (LemonDrop) Hottest DJ Ever (TheChiv…

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