April 28th, 2008 | 11:42


I wonder if Roger Clemens ever thought, when he was feeling down about the roids accusation, “Well, it could be worse, I could be accused to cheating on my wife.” Espn.com reports:
The New York Daily News, citing “several” unnamed sources, reported on its Web site Sunday night that Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready had a decade-long affair. Clemens’ lawyer, Rusty Hardin, said Clemens and McCready had a friendship and nothing more.
First, that’s pretty cool Roger Clemens’ lawyer’s name is Rusty Hardin. Sort of sounds like the name of a porn star who only does anal. Secondly, who the hell has ever heard of Mindy McCready. Like, the report basically should have just said “Roger Clemens has affair with woman.” I know they want to make the story bigger, but if she gets the moniker of country singer, then I want it to, because I once sang Kareoke to Achy Breaky Heart and a couple people in the audience told me I was “pretty okay.” Anyway, the news of this affair has been out for a while, but because no one knows who the hell this woman is, we didn’t see the signs. Here’s her Second Album, her first was called “If you need help evening out a table with a wobbly leg.”

Mindy McCready, roger clemens




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