Roger Clemens Gave Rocket To Other Woman?

I wonder if Roger Clemens ever thought, when he was feeling down about the roids accusation, “Well, it could be worse, I could be accused to cheating on my wife.”  Espn.com reports:

The New York Daily News, citing “several” unnamed sources, reported on its Web site Sunday night that Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready had a decade-long affair. Clemens’ lawyer, Rusty Hardin, said Clemens and McCready had a friendship and nothing more.

First, that’s pretty cool Roger Clemens’ lawyer’s name is Rusty Hardin.  Sort of sounds like the name of a porn star who only does anal.  Secondly, who the hell has ever heard of Mindy McCready.  Like, the report basically should have just said “Roger Clemens has affair with woman.”  I know they want to make the story bigger, but if she gets the moniker of country singer, then I want it to, because I once sang Kareoke to Achy Breaky Heart and a couple people in the audience told me I was “pretty okay.”  Anyway, the news of this affair has been out for a while, but because no one knows who the hell this woman is, we didn’t see the signs.  Here’s her Second Album, her first was called “If you need help evening out a table with a wobbly leg.”

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