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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

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The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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7 People Who Messed With Texas

posted 08/24/2010
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Of all the places not to mess with, Texas, we’re told, is at the top of the list. But in reality, this near universal recognition of Texas as a state above our meddling is misplaced. Turns out the “Don’t Mess with Texas” slo…

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25 Sexy Baseball Fans

posted 04/05/2010
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It’s Opening Day for baseball today, here are 25 girls you will miss at the ballpark because you went to work instead.

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Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles

posted 05/07/2009
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Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He’s denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him. And since Manny is quite possibly the world’s stupidest human, we thought i…

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Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

posted 05/06/2009
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St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Jason Motte either got really, really high on picture day or…uhhh, I think that’s the only explanation for the big dopey smile, and "this is good shit" squint in his photo. …

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In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery

posted 04/06/2009
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Baseball is back. Which means we can all look forward to another season with the world’s most photogenic manager: Ozzie Guillen. He uses his hands to talk more than Helen Keller. He freaks out. He flips people off. And, maybe most of a…

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Adam Jones Needs A Nap

posted 09/16/2008
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Baltimore Orioles’ outfielder Adam Jones is a rookie who clearly committed the worst rookie mistake of all: Totally screwing up his profile picture. But I’m not totally sure who’s at fault here. I would assume that in this day and…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

7 People Who Messed With Texas

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles

Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery

Adam Jones Needs A Nap

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