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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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7 People Who Messed With Texas

7 People Who Messed With Texas

Of all the places not to mess with, Texas, we’re told, is at the top of the list. But in reality, this near universal recognition of Texas as a state above our meddling is misplaced. Turns out the “Don’t Mess with Texas” slo…

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25 Sexy Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

It’s Opening Day for baseball today, here are 25 girls you will miss at the ballpark because you went to work instead.    

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Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles

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Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He’s denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.   And since Manny is quite possibly the world’s stupidest human, we thought i…

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Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

  St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Jason Motte either got really, really high on picture day or…uhhh, I think that’s the only explanation for the big dopey smile, and "this is good shit" squint in his photo.  …

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In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery

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  Baseball is back. Which means we can all look forward to another season with the world’s most photogenic manager: Ozzie Guillen. He uses his hands to talk more than Helen Keller. He freaks out. He flips people off. And, maybe most of a…

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Adam Jones Needs A Nap

Adam Jones Needs A Nap

Baltimore Orioles’ outfielder Adam Jones is a rookie who clearly committed the worst rookie mistake of all: Totally screwing up his profile picture. But I’m not totally sure who’s at fault here. I would assume that in this day and…

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