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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

Author Janice Graham is releasing a book on a very important topic: gay kids. Specifically, how to keep your kids from going gay. With chapter titles like “Me Tarzan, You Jane,” the book gives parents helpful advice on teaching their ch…

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10 Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Mom on Mother’s Day

10 Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Mom on Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day is on Sunday, and that means that you’ll be talking to your mom. Whether it’s on the phone or over brunch at the local Old People’s Restaurant, you’ll have to pass yourself off as a respectable human being …

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How To: Tell If Your Facebook Days are Over

How To: Tell If Your Facebook Days are Over

Humans naturally outgrow things: sweaters, our fascination with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, and even social networking sites like Facebook.  Luckily, there are a few simple signs to look for in order to determine if it’s time …

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Bear Houses Have Thin Walls

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12 Pics of Jaimee Grubbs – Tiger’s Hot Affair (TotalProSports) Cool De-classified CIA tips (MadeMan) We Want Nicole Manske In A Beginning (AllLeftTurns)   Movie Heists Gone Awry (ScreenJunkies)   Josh Koscheck’s Revenge W…

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MILF Monday: Tina Fey

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: It’s pretty universal that Tina Fey is every guys dream woman.  Starting as a student at Second City, she moved her way up in comedy to SNL and, of course, 30 Rock.  She’s one of the most in…

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For The Mom Who Has Everything

For The Mom Who Has Everything

I Have Teh Downs!

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Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

Everybody has one friend that has that “I never grew up, I’m just like my kids!” parent. Those parents always seem cool when they’re not yours. But if they are yours, it’s not as cool when they try to give you the se…

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