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25 of the Most Bizarre Looking Currencies in the World

There was a time when all money around the world was nothing but efficient and awesome coins. Then some artsy jokers came and ruined it with fancy paper and 3D shapes and vials of embedded water and sketches of squirrels and all manner of crap. T…

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Quick! Buy Now! Buy Diamond-Encrusted, Gold-Plated Contact Lenses So Your Eyes Can Piss Money!

posted 08/08/2011
by Luis Prada

Hey, there, John Q. Public and Sally H. Regularperson! Have you ever spent hours in front of the mirror trying to put together the perfect assemble for your night on the town, but couldn’t find the right element on the periodic table to cram in to…

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posted 06/20/2011
by Luis Prada

Console video games have recently begun to employ the usage of a terrible, slimy, money-grabbing tactic known as DLC. DLC stands for Downloadable Content. You pay 60 bucks for your game, and then you have to pay $10 or more for new missions or a ne…

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25 Awesome Pieces of Money Art

posted 05/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

You gotta spend money to make money. You also have to spend money to make art out of money. You know, for supplies and stuff. Paste and whatnot.

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

posted 03/18/2011
by Luis Prada

In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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A Crazy Lady In Spain Thinks She Owns The Sun

posted 11/30/2010
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The Kids in the Hall once had a sketch that ended with Dave Foley looking up to the moon as he wondered, “Gee, I wonder who owns that moon?” If Dennis Hope is to be believed, he is the owner of the moon, and he’l…

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I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

posted 09/22/2010
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As we grow up we are indoctrinated with the idea that we need a life plan, two life plans, in fact. One major career goal and one backup in-case the first one doesn’t work out. I went thought many major career goals as I grew:&nb…

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The Life Of A Dollar Bill

posted 07/26/2010
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When we hold a dollar bill in our hand, we believe that dollar to be ours. To prove this, watch someone holding a dollar, then snatch it out of their hand. You’ll see them reaction violently, and you might get punched in the face and get call…

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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling

posted 06/02/2010
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When it comes to home equity, some of us come up short. Luckily, you never need to worry about having a few extra dollars worth of value on you provided you have a soul. It’s the one way the faithful can stick it to atheists. Take t…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

posted 05/24/2010
by ywang

Are you broke as hell? Don’t panic! It’s not like you have to rush out and get a job or anything. You can just win some money on a game show! To increase your chances of success, we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine w…

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A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

posted 04/23/2010
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If I was gonna take over a country, you know what I’d do? I’d get elected president, and then I’d make a new $100 bill and put all kinds of secret messages in it to make the country socialist. Well guess what? That’s …

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25 of the Most Bizarre Looking Currencies in the World

Quick! Buy Now! Buy Diamond-Encrusted, Gold-Plated Contact Lenses So Your Eyes Can Piss Money!

Introducing Holy Taco Premium Plus!

25 Awesome Pieces of Money Art

A Vagina Like a Clown Car

A Crazy Lady In Spain Thinks She Owns The Sun

I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

The Life Of A Dollar Bill

The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling

A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

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