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25 Things the Canadian Penny Can Do Now That It’s Retired

Canada has finally done what everyone with a pocketful of pennies looking for a quarter has wanted to do for ages – they’ve abolished the little copper shit. No longer will Canadians be forced to deal with pennies and the tight asses will forever l…

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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling

posted 06/02/2010
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When it comes to home equity, some of us come up short. Luckily, you never need to worry about having a few extra dollars worth of value on you provided you have a soul. It’s the one way the faithful can stick it to atheists. Take t…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

posted 05/24/2010
by ywang

Are you broke as hell? Don’t panic! It’s not like you have to rush out and get a job or anything. You can just win some money on a game show! To increase your chances of success, we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine w…

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A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

posted 04/23/2010
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If I was gonna take over a country, you know what I’d do? I’d get elected president, and then I’d make a new $100 bill and put all kinds of secret messages in it to make the country socialist. Well guess what? That’s …

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How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

posted 04/15/2010
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Famous people are just like you: they have personal assistants to do everything for them, they can adopt African orphans even if they’re single, workaholic drug addicts, and they have to file their taxes today. Unlike you, some celebs are expe…

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Cheap Alternatives

posted 02/03/2010
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A recent industry report suggests that, in lieu of the current economic recession, people are shying away from expensive alcohol and bars and choosing instead to drink cheap liquor at home. That’s why we’ve created this helpful Gui…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

posted 02/01/2010
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Aw, crap. I don’t have my credit card. I must’ve lost it somewhere last night. Well, looks like Tampico and Sun Chips breakfast from Walgreens will have to wait. I have to find out what happened last night. Let’s …

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

posted 12/16/2009
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes. With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

posted 11/05/2009
by ywang

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue. Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

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If Money Was Designed Today

posted 09/02/2009
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When U.S. currency was created a long time ago, the designs for American bills featured the biggest celebrities of the time. Back then, these celebrities were presidents, war heroes, and any one else who was featured prominently in the newspap…

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

posted 07/15/2009
by ywang

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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up. Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowcha…

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posted 07/03/2009
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25 Things the Canadian Penny Can Do Now That It’s Retired

The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling

A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

Cheap Alternatives

Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

If Money Was Designed Today

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

One…wait, wait…..One,…wait, wait…

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