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How Much Is Your Body Worth?

Money is big news. Unemployment, the 99%, shady business dealings, overpaid athletes, the world is enamored with money – who has it, who doesn’t and where it goes and how it gets there. It’s wonderful. Oh, plus one time, I found $5 right on the s…

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A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

posted 04/23/2010
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If I was gonna take over a country, you know what I’d do? I’d get elected president, and then I’d make a new $100 bill and put all kinds of secret messages in it to make the country socialist. Well guess what? That’s …

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How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

posted 04/15/2010
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Famous people are just like you: they have personal assistants to do everything for them, they can adopt African orphans even if they’re single, workaholic drug addicts, and they have to file their taxes today. Unlike you, some celebs are expe…

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Cheap Alternatives

posted 02/03/2010
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A recent industry report suggests that, in lieu of the current economic recession, people are shying away from expensive alcohol and bars and choosing instead to drink cheap liquor at home. That’s why we’ve created this helpful Gui…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

posted 02/01/2010
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Aw, crap. I don’t have my credit card. I must’ve lost it somewhere last night. Well, looks like Tampico and Sun Chips breakfast from Walgreens will have to wait. I have to find out what happened last night. Let’s …

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

posted 12/16/2009
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes. With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

posted 11/05/2009
by ywang

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue. Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

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If Money Was Designed Today

posted 09/02/2009
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When U.S. currency was created a long time ago, the designs for American bills featured the biggest celebrities of the time. Back then, these celebrities were presidents, war heroes, and any one else who was featured prominently in the newspap…

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

posted 07/15/2009
by ywang

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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up. Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowcha…

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posted 07/03/2009
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Crappiness is Recession-Proof

posted 05/18/2009
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Hey Look! It’s The President Of AIG!

posted 01/23/2009
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How Much Is Your Body Worth?

A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

Cheap Alternatives

Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

If Money Was Designed Today

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

One…wait, wait…..One,…wait, wait…

Crappiness is Recession-Proof

Hey Look! It’s The President Of AIG!

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