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25 Reasons Why Segways Exist

People make fun of Segways all the time, because they’re pretty idiotic and under no circumstances can they ever live up to the hype that preceded their arrival. However, every so often you see one and realize that they must exist, because t…

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25 Smoking Monkeys

posted 10/06/2010
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The Surgeon General warns that smoking may cause cancer…it can also cause monkey shenanigans.

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“Oh, I Can’t Decide. Let’s Just Take ALL OF THEM!!!”

posted 03/25/2010
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Arianny Celeste Hotness (TotalProSports) The Hot Female Athlete Bracket (BleacherReport) News Anchor Fail (Manofest) Jessica Burciagas Hottest Hand Bras (Coed) What You Can Find In Chicks Bras (LemonDrop) The Hotte…

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Nobody Cares About Snowboarding Lemur

posted 03/18/2010
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The Hottest Fans of March Madness (BleacherReport) Joslyn James Sexting (TotalProSports) Behold The Strokemeister (Manofest) Heidi Montag and Her Boobs (Coed) Girls Like Taking The Pill (LemonDrop) The Sexiest Peop…

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Bulemia: It’s Not Just Monkey Business

posted 01/06/2010
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Attendant Gets Near-Speared (TotalProSports) Douchebags for the Internet n00b (RegretfulMorning) To Think Genius is to be Genius (MadeMan) Kyle Has A Plan (AllLeftTurns) Cliffnotes For ‘Lost’ (ScreenJunkies) &…

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More News That’s Actually True!

posted 12/17/2009
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Racism: Get Em While They’re Young and They’ll Never Know It’s Terrible

posted 10/19/2009
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Do You Has Boobeez?

posted 09/04/2009
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College Football Fights are Awesome (totalprosports) Would You Go To a Booze-Free Bar? (lemondrop) Babes of the US Open (coedmagazine) Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Fat Retarded Elvira (thedailyfix) A Compilation of Ass-Ki…

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Robot + Monkey = Heaven

posted 08/21/2009
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My dad sent me this video, but not because he thought it was a weird, funny video. It was because he actually wants to buy one of these. He’s a magician, and he wants it for his magician act. I think it might ha…

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Drunk Animals Are A Lot Like Us

posted 06/12/2009
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drunk animals – Watch more Funny Videos So, the backstory on this, (unless you speak French, in which case, just listen to the narrator) is that there are these trees in Africa that once a year produce fruit that ferments, then all the …

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