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The 5 Best Monsters for Dads

Probably your dad sucks. It’s the nature of dads. Like maybe as a dad he’s awesome, but I mean in the grand scheme of things he sucks compared to a ninja or a robot, right? Of course.

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25 of the Most Awesome Giant Movie Monsters

posted 12/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

A monster movie is only as good as its monster, and if you’re a lazy/awesome filmmaker, that just means making your monster really big. So check out these giant bad boys while contemplating if tomorrow’s gallery is going to be tiny mon…

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25 Crazy Hybrid Movie Monsters

posted 09/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

It’s hard to come up with a good horror villain; that’s why so many movies rely on an idiot who wears a mask. Its not because you’re legitimately afraid of being murdered by an unkillable hockey player, it’s because horror …

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25 Unbelievable (in the sense that they’re fake) Real Monsters

posted 08/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

At one time or another, all of these photos were passed off as the real deal by someone claiming that they’d captured a real monster out in the wild. Some have been famously debunked wile others were so dumb no one cared to bother. Enjoy!

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5 Monsters They Need to Introduce on True Blood

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

True Blood is awash in vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies and the odd ghost in the body of a flamboyant homosexual, all of whom are sexy or naked or at least trying very hard to be one or the other. It’s a rich tableau of unique stories and un…

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5 Offensively Bad Monsters in Movies That Aren’t the Human Centipede

posted 06/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

5 Offensively Bad Monsters in Movies That Aren’t the Human Centipede

You might think Richard Roeper is the place to go for all your film needs but I have it on good authority that he’s a hack and will never watch anything that hasn’t been pre-approved by Leonard Maltin. So he’s never going to tell you about these a…

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Princess Beatrice and Her 7 Run-ins with Monsters

posted 05/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you watched the Royal Wedding last week you are absolutely not reading this website. For those who are reading, there was a wedding last week for a Prince over in England or some such. The reason you didn’t watch is because that wedding i…

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