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Holy Taco Hero: A Real Live, Terrifying Mountain Man

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by Jim Tews

If you’re a cabin owner in Utah, your wives are scared for their lives right now. As they should be, and so should you. Why? Because there’s a for real for serious, insane mountain man roaming the wilderness of southern Utah. He sleeps …

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Bringham Young University’s Basketball Team Is Fueled By Sexual Frustration

posted 03/03/2011
by Jim Tews

Leave it to the Mormon’s to remove probably the biggest perk of being a college basketball player — the college girls. Brandon Davies was removed from BYU’s basketball team because he admitted to having sex with his girlfriend. So…

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How to Tell the Difference Between Mormons and Zombies

posted 11/16/2010
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Don’t you hate it when you’ve just sat down for dinner and you’re about to savor that first delicious sporkful of creamed spinach and tuna when your reverie is smashed by a knock upon the door? So you grunt your way out of the ea…

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The Mormons Want To Have Sex With You

posted 03/05/2009
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This video of Mormon dudes letting us in on their favorite ways to pick up some hot, Latter-Day tail is a little surprising. Seeing as Mormons have wives by the bagfull, I assumed they’d be waaaay better at spitting game. But instead, …

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