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Bringham Young University’s Basketball Team Is Fueled By Sexual Frustration

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Leave it to the Mormon’s to remove probably the biggest perk of being a college basketball player — the college girls. Brandon Davies was removed from BYU’s basketball team because he admitted to having sex with his girlfriend. So…

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How to Tell the Difference Between Mormons and Zombies

How to Tell the Difference Between Mormons and Zombies

Don’t you hate it when you’ve just sat down for dinner and you’re about to savor that first delicious sporkful of creamed spinach and tuna when your reverie is smashed by a knock upon the door? So you grunt your way out of the ea…

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The Mormons Want To Have Sex With You

The Mormons Want To Have Sex With You

  This video of Mormon dudes letting us in on their favorite ways to pick up some hot, Latter-Day tail is a little surprising. Seeing as Mormons have wives by the bagfull, I assumed they’d be waaaay better at spitting game. But instead, …

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