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“Nah-uh, because the mouse would have been melted in the Mountain Dew!” Is The Worst Legal Argument Ever Presented To A Court

Do you know what BVO is? It’s a chemical additive found in limited quantities in sodas like Mountain Dew and Fanta. It’s added in to soda to give more consistent, more even flavor so every sip tastes the same. BVO is found mostly in sodas with citr…

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BREAKING NEWS: Nuclear Mouse On The Loose In Washington State!

posted 11/23/2010
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…and Mr. Robinson later thanked the squirrel for having the wherewithal to dial 9-1-1, even after she had berated the cute rodent with racial slurs that were in no way applicable to the squirrel species. What a humble and forgiving lit…

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Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

posted 09/10/2009
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You may have heard that me and some of my scientist buddies have been messing around with some mice lately, making them float around in anti-gravity chambers for weeks on end. A lot of people say things like, "Hey, Science Guys, h…

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Man Finds Mouse Baked Into Hot Dog Bun

posted 11/03/2008
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The real question I have after watching this video isn’t how "pan accumulation" could take the perfect form a mouse with a tail and itty bitty widdle eyes, but how can I get the title of "Master Baker." I would love to sho…

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