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25 Missed Opportunities in Thor 2

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Thor 2 was a pretty fun movie, if somewhat devoid of a really gripping story. Dark Elves? Who the shit are these guys? And as King of everything, why is Odin such an obtuse twat? I dunno.

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What’s the Deal with the Addams Family?

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The Addams Family have been a Halloween staple for years. The comic strip originally appeared in the New Yorker, which might explain why you don’t like it, and was meant to be a satirical take on the American family. See, cuz they’re weird and you’…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 25th

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Last week Carrie dropped a telekinetic turd on the movie going public and no one was amused, least of all me who hasn’t seen a movie in months. When will this dry spell end?!?

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Bad Grandpa Red Band

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It’s the Bad Grandpa Red Band trailer!

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The 4 Best Possible Plotlines for the Movie Squirrels

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In case you hadn’t heard, Timur Bekmambetov, the mad Russian behind Wanted and Night Watch, is producing a new film called Squirrels. It’s a horror movie. It’s about squirrels.

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25 Things I Should Have Done Instead of Watching RIPD

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This weekend I got hoodwinked into seeing RIPD. I wanted to see the Conjuring but my feelings don’t matter and my desires are ignored like so much trash on the side of the road. Thanks for nothing, so-called friends. So I saw that mediocre film a…

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25 Things I Wanted to See in World War Z

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If you read Max Brook’s novel World War Z you’d be forgiven for not recognizing the movie of the same name since it literally had nothing in common with it. I think there may have been one scene that came from the book and a handful of bits that we…

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4 Things I Demand in a Man of Steel Sequel

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Like many nerds, I put on my suspenders and went to see Man of Steel this weekend. I give every comic book movie a chance, even if I know it will suck. I even saw Green Lantern. Not in theaters, but I still saw it. And after the previews of Man …

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How to Remake Die Hard

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I recently read something awful, that they’re planning to make Die Hard 13 (or whatever number, you get the idea) and it’s not even a joke, it’s a real thing. Did you know Bruce Willis will be 64 this year? He might be. I don’t know. But I do kno…

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

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I need you to watch this clip from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil very carefully.

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4 Things Evil Dead Needed to be Perfect

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The Evil Dead remake opened on Friday and seems to have kicked the box office’s ass, which is generally impressive for an R rated movie that kind of cuts a huge chunk of the audience from seeing it. Overall it was a well liked film with some people…

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