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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

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by Ian Fortey

I need you to watch this clip from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil very carefully.

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4 Things Evil Dead Needed to be Perfect

posted 04/09/2013
by Ian Fortey

The Evil Dead remake opened on Friday and seems to have kicked the box office’s ass, which is generally impressive for an R rated movie that kind of cuts a huge chunk of the audience from seeing it. Overall it was a well liked film with some people…

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21 and Over Caption Contest

posted 02/25/2013
by Ian Fortey

Hey kids, do you like the parties and the booze and the funny movies, or at least one of those three things? Sure you do and if you said no, may I direct you to Better Homes and Gardens where nancies like you can learn how to knit a knitting bag. …

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Did You Know: The Tall Man is the Worst Horror Movie Ever

posted 10/16/2012
by Ian Fortey

Jessica Biel and I are probably destined to be a couple and have a very passionate relationship and that’s why it pains me to write this article, but something needs to be done. I recently watched her movie The Tall Man and I am still unsettled.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: October 5th

posted 10/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

Another week another stab at a few movies. Seems like not many people are trying hard this week, but oh well. Last time I checked Rotten Tomatoes our first entry was in single digits worth of rotten crap, s maybe this whole week will be a wash. W…

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How the Avengers 2 Should (but Won’t) End

posted 08/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

The sky is black. The Earth itself shakes. Panicked screams are now silenced as the citizens of Earth stumble in their attempts to evacuate major cities and urban centers, struck fully by the realization of what is coming. Thanos the Mad Titan ha…

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Silver Screen Scoop: Grandpa Edition

posted 04/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

My typing hand cramped up on me this week as a result of extensive and exhaustive corn shucking, so I had to get my grandfather Howard to put together the silver screen scoop for the week. Having never heard of any of these movies owing to not havi…

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Get Your Cell Phones The Hell Out of the Movie Theater

posted 04/26/2012
by Luis Prada

CinemaCon is a meeting held in Las Vegas where movie theater owners and movie industry types come together to talk about various aspects of the business of movies, from the latest technologies to the new and stupidly expensive junk food companies wi…

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A Letter To The Commercial For The Movie “Lockout”

posted 04/12/2012
by Luis Prada

Dear Lockout, You look like a silly-ass movie. As such, I will probably watch you three times and love it. But, please, stop pretending that you aren’t a silly-ass movie. You are a movie about a prison break in space that has shitty, generic rock mu…

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Win a Date with Holy Taco

posted 04/11/2012
by Ian Fortey

Hey there, sweetness, you’re lookin’ mighty fine. Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there. I was talking to myself. Yes kids, Holy Taco is presenting to you an unprecedented opportunity – a date with this website. Never dated a website before? No worri…

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Holy Taco’s Pitch For The Where’s Waldo Movie

posted 11/09/2011
by Luis Prada

It seems some genius over in Hollywood is trying to make a Where’s Waldo? movie. I’m not using the word genius sarcastically, as I truly believe this to be a great idea. The reason I believe this is because I’ve had an idea for a Where’s Waldo movi…

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

4 Things Evil Dead Needed to be Perfect

21 and Over Caption Contest

Did You Know: The Tall Man is the Worst Horror Movie Ever

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: October 5th

How the Avengers 2 Should (but Won’t) End

Silver Screen Scoop: Grandpa Edition

Get Your Cell Phones The Hell Out of the Movie Theater

A Letter To The Commercial For The Movie “Lockout”

Win a Date with Holy Taco

Holy Taco’s Pitch For The Where’s Waldo Movie

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