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25 Missed Opportunities in Thor 2

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Thor 2 was a pretty fun movie, if somewhat devoid of a really gripping story. Dark Elves? Who the shit are these guys? And as King of everything, why is Odin such an obtuse twat? I dunno.

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The Morning Jolt – Night of the Lepus Trailer

The Morning Jolt – Night of the Lepus Trailer

You’ll be forgiven if you can’t quite tell that this is a serious trailer for a horror movie about giant, killer rabbits, but that’s absolutely what it is. And it stars Rory Calhoun! And this is why Netflix will always be releva…

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The Morning Crap – Human Centipede 2 Trailer

The Morning Crap – Human Centipede 2 Trailer

Normally we post one video in the morning but this trailer just came out and we’d be remiss if we didn’t share it. Not because we want you to see this movie, if anything IFC should be ashamed to have their name on this half-baked turd …

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Starz Play Leaving Netflix Streaming: Here Are The High Quality Films You’ll Miss

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  This week, we, the Netflix Streaming-using masses, got word that Starz will be dropping their selection of films from Netflix; thus shrinking Netflix Streaming selection of truly great movies down significantly. Come 2012, gone will be your …

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25 Swords Fit for a Barbarian

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Conan opens this week and as any barbarian worth their salt knows, the sword makes the man. So let’s take a look at some swords you’d probably want to take out of your pocket before you sit down.

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How Not to Rob a Bank

How Not to Rob a Bank

The man behind Zombieland is back with a new heist movie 30 Minutes or Less that stars Danny McBride, Nick Swardson and Jesse Eisenberg, so it’s a decent bet the movie is going to be pretty kick ass. And while putting together a hilarious bank rob…

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25 Ways to Market the Human Centipede Sequel and Make it More Viewer Friendly

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The Human Centipede II has been banned in the UK as the British have decided there’s no non-preposterous way to classify a movie that is apparently solely focused on a guy who wants to hump a human centipede and maybe poop on it. And, let’s be fa…

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Movie Pitch: Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Heinrich Himmler’s Crystal Skull

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Listen up, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas: I’ve got your next Indiana Jones movie script ready and waiting to get the green light. It’s all based off of this news story about the recent discovery of a Mayan crystal skull Nazi SS chief Heinrich H…

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HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

Hahaha! What a dumbass! Can you believe that this “smart” teenage Jeopardy! participant didn’t know the subtitle of a terrible movie that has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes? Geez, how big of an idiot is she? Probably a big one. She may be waving her giga…

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Ranking the 7 Best Lines from Reviews of Nicolas Cage’s Season of the Witch

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Nicolas Cage is still one of the highest paid actors in all of Hollywood, despite the fact that I think other people have seen the last 15 or so movies he’s made and must be aware of how utterly ridiculous they are. Just because you make one good …

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Casting 13 Roles in the Warcraft Movie

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Sam Raimi has been hatching and scheming a Warcraft movie for a few years now and interest is buzzing again thanks to the release of Cataclysm. In order to get the ball rolling and make Mr. Raimi’s job easier, we decided to help cast the mov…

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Superman Was Almost A Walking Rave Party

Superman Was Almost A Walking Rave Party

This is…this is just…Jesus…what the hell is this? Can someone call up Tim Burton so we can find out what this was supposed to be? Because from what I’m seeing here, if it weren’t for his Superman film getting canceled, Superman would have looked li…

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